I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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