just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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