it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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