I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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