Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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