Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
