i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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