Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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