don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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