Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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