I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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