the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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