Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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