Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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