I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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