we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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