We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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