guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Come see our sink grown plant.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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