Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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