I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize