Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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