So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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