So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just found a bag of teeth...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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