elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
