Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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