Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm at about main and main street
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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