we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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