he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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