Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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