I'm gonna have a badass scar
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
tell me about the fingering
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