yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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