I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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