AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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