too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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