google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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