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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
