so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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