youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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