windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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