im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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