Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Randomize
