i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So much rum. So many feels.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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