So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just cut my nipple shaving
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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