Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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