well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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