Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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