just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
either way he was missing a nipple.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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