dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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