Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
it hurts more in the daytime
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And then my night got REAL pukey
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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