Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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