Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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