you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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