census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
