Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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