a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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