I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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