My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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