Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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