If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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